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Mo. woman loses lawsuit over Girls Gone Wild’ video

By Tim O’Neil | St. Louis Post-Dispatch | Posted: Thursday, July 22, 2010 6:43 pm

ST. LOUIS -- A jury on Thursday rejected a young woman's claim that the producers of a "Girls Gone Wild" video damaged her reputation by showing her tank top being pulled down by another person in a St. Louis bar.

A St. Louis Circuit Court jury deliberated 90 minutes before ruling against the woman, 26, on the third day of the trial. Lawyers on both sides argued the key issue was consent, with her side saying she absolutely refused to give it and the defense claiming she silently approved by taking part in the party.

The woman, identified in court files only as Jane Doe, was 20 when she went to the former Rum Jungle bar in May 2004 and was filmed by a "Girls Gone Wild" video photographer. Now the married mother of two girls and living in the St. Charles area, Doe filed suit in 2008 after a friend of her husband reported she was in one of the videos.

Posted July 22, 2010
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Turn It Off! Turn It Off! - Hawtness - The Women of WTF

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I've been trying to think of a way to actually do this. I mean, I know, countless men have injured themselves sticking their most prized possession in a full-power vacuum cleaner, and I'm not that stupid.

I don't think.

But with the current state of the art in biometric measurements and computer-controlled response, by God and Tom Swift something like this ought to be possible.

BTW: Plenty more shots from the same photographer, including the uncropped version of this image (you mean, there's more?), can be found here.

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Posted July 17, 2010
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arloandjanis.com » When it rains…

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Gee, thanks, honey! Are you going to want to know who I see?

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Posted June 24, 2010
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Police say drunken driver was naked - chicagotribune.com

Iowa City police who tracked down an allegedly drunken driver spotted driving away from a convenience store say they didn't have any clothing description to go on because he wasn't wearing any.
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And you couldn't find any distinguishing marks? I don't think you were really trying.

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Posted June 1, 2010
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Naked duo in Portsmouth [N.H.] escorted back to strip poker party to retrieve clothes

By Geoff Cunningham Jr.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010

PORTSMOUTH — Police responded to Islington Street in the early morning hours of Monday when a call about a naked woman running down the street resulted in authorities determining she was among two people who lost in a game of strip poker.

Portsmouth Police Lt. Rodney McQuate said nobody was charged as a result of the 3 a.m. incident.

McQuate said police responded to the junction of Islington and Bartlett streets when a caller report seeing a naked woman running down the street.

He said responding officers arrived to find a naked man and woman hiding behind a fence.

"They were playing a game of strip poker and the losers had to run around the block," McQuate said.

Officers escorted the pair back to the apartment where the game of cards had been taking place so they might put on their clothes.

McQuate said officers arrived at the apartment to find people in various states of undress as a result of the game.

"Apparently they weren't too bashful," McQuate said.

Nobody was charged in connection with the naked jaunt because it took place during an hour when they would not be seen by many people, according to McQuate.

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Seems like the appropriate conclusion to a game of strip poker. And nobody was charged with anything -- even better.

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Posted May 19, 2010
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My New Pink Button

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Just what the world needed: Another way to make normal women feel inadequate and insecure, then develop an overpriced product to "fix" it.

On the other hand, is this really that much more outrageous than the other lipstick? Or a touch of rouge on one's nipples?

Yes, yes it is.

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Posted April 12, 2010
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Some things shouldn't pop....

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Are you kidding? This is the pop-up book I've been waiting for! Want! Want! Want!

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Posted March 20, 2010
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Creative way to give your wife flowers

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If I could do that, I wouldn't need the flowers to impress her.

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Posted March 11, 2010
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11 New Terms For Hand Job | The Frisky

It seems that women are genuinely shocked that men enjoy genital stimulation via your lovely mitts. But it’s true. They were hot in your parents’ basement when we were teens, and they’re hot now.

But maybe the problem is our terminology. A “blow job” sounds fun. Playful. Kind of like a Blow Pop. But a “hand job” sounds like construction work.

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Sure, that's all we needed. With a new, bright, happy name, anything is possible.

I don't know why women should be surprised. Remember the guy who fucked his picnic table? Clearly we're desperate.

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Posted March 9, 2010
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Yes, she really plays video games

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The frame preview is enough, but when you watch the video (and you will), look for subtle muscle play.

Posted March 9, 2010
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